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Be Fit. Not Fanatical.™

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This brand shouldn't need to exist.

 

Anyone who has eaten kale knows instantly and instinctively that KALE BLOWS.

 

But thanks to a vocal (and, apparently, tastebudless) corps of kalevangelists, I felt called to create Kale Blows™ as an alternative for the sane among us celebrate the foods that are truly good for your soul. 

So, sure, stay fit, eat well, and exercise...even your tastebuds.

 

And I'll keep serving up more colorful, mouthwatering designs!

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Take Your Workout to the Limit...

But not too seriously.

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Funny t-shirt about food and fitness.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows™ Logo

DESCRIPTION

This stop sign might not save lives, but it's saved more than a tastebud or two.

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Kale t-shirt in many colors for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ No Frills.

DESCRIPTION

Some frilly food is great. Cake. A fancy frosted cake is a wonderful frilly food. Onion rings all frilly with crispy tendrils of batter? The palate reels. Then there's frilly, Heimlich-inducing kale. No frills please.

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Pink donut t-shirt in mens and womens.

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Kale Blows.™ Pink Donuts Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.

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Chocolate donut t-shirt in mens and womens.

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Kale Blows.™ Chocolate Donuts Don't.

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Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.

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Ice Cream t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Ice Cream Doesn't. Style 2

DESCRIPTION

Turns out good food IS green: it's called Mint Chocolate Chip.

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Fast food t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Burgers Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Because eating a fast food meal is like riding a greased ski jump to heaven.

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Pizza t-shirt in many colors for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Pizza Doesn't.

DESCRIPTION

Being cheesy (and crusty and meaty) beats being leafy and hungry.

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Ice Cream t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Ice Cream Doesn't.

DESCRIPTION

Turns out good food IS green: it's called Mint Chocolate Chip.

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Kale Blows™

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Donut t-shirt in mens and womens.

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Kale Blows.™ Donuts Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.

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BRAND:

Kale Blows™

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