This brand shouldn't need to exist.
Anyone who has eaten kale knows instantly and instinctively that KALE BLOWS.
But thanks to a vocal (and, apparently, tastebudless) corps of kalevangelists, I felt called to create Kale Blows™ as an alternative for the sane among us celebrate the foods that are truly good for your soul.
So, sure, stay fit, eat well, and exercise...even your tastebuds.
And I'll keep serving up more colorful, mouthwatering designs!