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Relaxed t-shirt in many colors also in long sleeve, and hoodies, mens and womens.

DESIGN:

World's Greatest Dud® The Armchairman™

DESCRIPTION

A chairman runs a tight ship with an iron fist. The Armchairman™ runs through the TV channels, later awakening in a puddle of his own drool.

BEST FOR:

Light Merch Colors

BRAND:

World's Greatest Dud®

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases, stainless water bottle, stainless tumbler, pint glass

Boring t-shirt in mens and womens, in many colors and styles.

DESIGN:

World's Greatest Dud® Mayor of Dudsville

DESCRIPTION

Achieve the impossible with this design: be self-deprecating and a big shot simultaneously.

BEST FOR:

Dark Merch Colors

BRAND:

World's Greatest Dud®

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug

Hops. Hoops. Hopes. Basketball t-shirt in long sleeve, sweatshirt, hoodie and more.

DESIGN:

BasketBill™ Hops. Hoops. Hopes.

DESCRIPTION

Basketball is one percent perspiration, 99 percent aspiration.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

BasketBill™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, kid's apparel, coffee mug

Wallflower Halloween cosutme for men and women, in many colors and styles.

DESIGN:

Wallflower InstaCostume™

DESCRIPTION

Become a wallflower and the talk of the party all at once.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

InstaCostume™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, sweatshirt, kid's apparel

Relax t-shirt in mens and womens, and many colors.

DESIGN:

World's Greatest Dud® The Armchairman™ MellowPrint™

DESCRIPTION

A chairman runs a tight ship with an iron fist. The Armchairman™ runs through the TV channels, later awakening in a puddle of his own drool.

BEST FOR:

Dark Merch Colors

BRAND:

World's Greatest Dud®

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases, pillow, wall tapestry, fleece blanket

North t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, mens and womens in many colors of merchandise.

DESIGN:

Northling™ Logo Pocket-Sized

DESCRIPTION

As subtle as an antlered alien can be.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Northling™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, sweatshirt, hoodie, kid's apparel, tank top

Alien shirt design for men and women in many colors of merchandise, including sweatshirts and hoodies.

DESIGN:

Northling™ Mothership

DESCRIPTION

Beam yourself up. North.

BEST FOR:

Several Merch Colors

BRAND:

Northling™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, sweatshirt, hoodie, kid's apparel

Pizza t-shirt in many colors for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Pizza Doesn't.

DESCRIPTION

Being cheesy (and crusty and meaty) beats being leafy and hungry.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front and Back

Available on... all-over print t-shirt, t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, socks, leggings, coffee mug, phone cases, pillow, tote bag, wall tapestry, beach towel, fleece blanket, sticker, cloth face mask

Boring t-shirt in womens and mens, in many colors and styles.

DESIGN:

World's Greatest Dud® Mayor of Dudsville

DESCRIPTION

Achieve the impossible with this design: be self-deprecating and a big shot simultaneously.

BEST FOR:

Light Merch Colors

BRAND:

World's Greatest Dud®

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug

Minivan t-shirt for men, also available in long sleeve, and hoodies, and gifts in many colors.

DESIGN:

World's Greatest Dud® Minivan Scoreboard

DESCRIPTION

As the name "minivan" implies, it's all about shrinkage.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

World's Greatest Dud®

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, stainless water bottle, stainless tumbler, pint glass

Fast food t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Burgers Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Because eating a fast food meal is like riding a greased ski jump to heaven.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front and Back

Available on... all-over print t-shirt, socks, leggings, phone cases, cloth face mask

Retro t-shirt also available in long sleeve, and hoodies, and gifts in many colors.

DESIGN:

World's Greatest Dud® Hello Sanity? I Miss You.

DESCRIPTION

Call 1-800-LOST-MIND today.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

World's Greatest Dud®

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, sticker